Class of 2016
Anything and everything you ever needed about marching band and DCI all shoved into this little blog.
Welcome fellow bandies.
Are you a 30-count jazz run at a 4-to-5 cause you make it hard to breathe
|French Horn:||FROM THE BAND ROOOOOOM TO THE FIELD (to the field) TILL THE SPIT DRIPS FROM MY VALVES AND AAALL YOU BITCHES CLAP|
|Flutes:||She's first chair and I'm playin too flat, sittin in the second row with all the clarinets and if YOU COULD HEAR THAT I AM TRYING TO ROLL IN|
|Trumpets:||My band director don't.My band director don't.My band director don't want us to play high C's son|
|Clarinets:||Let's gather round the podium and sing our band geek song it's the S-Q-U-E-A-K-Y I hate my liiife song|
|Saxophones:||Sooome day, Iiii'll be, playin tenor sax and all you're ever gonna be altoooo.Why you gotta suck so bad?|
|Percussion:||I'ma teach you how to buzz roll son I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one|
|Oboe:||The double reed is broooken and they're real expenSIVE.BAND DIRECTOR'S PISSED AND GIVING ME A GLARE|
|Basoon:||I'm all about that bass bout that bass no treble|
|Tuba:||*Rick Ross grunt in the background*|
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
Play an instrument
Never have fun
Cry a lot
What do you call a tuba player you don’t like?
If clean bass drum runs don’t turn you on, idk what to tell you bro